While I've long been convinced that the modern corporation is designed to prevent productivity, it's always nice to find tools that help prove one's point.
Here's a clock that figures out how much of our clients' money we just burned through, nattering on about synergy and ROI:
Introducing Bring TIM!® (Time Is Money) - a fun yet useful office clock that tallies the dollars spent in long meetings. Simply enter the number of people in the room, ballpark an average hourly wage, and press the illuminated start button. Everyone will be amazed as the dollars pile up with every second that ticks by.
Pair this up with Bullshit Bingo and you've got a cure for the common drone.